Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for January 22, 2025

Wow! Major writer’s block, eh?

Oooh!!!

The eulogies are good, “A word” is not!

NOPE!! you ain’t sticking one of them in my mouth after someone licked all the ice cream off it!! NOPE NO WAY!! ψ(._. )>

So many meanings for “AAAAAAHHHH”…

“Open your mouth and say “AAAAAAHHHH”.

After a bite of Chocolate Cake – “AAAAAAHHHH”…

After a bite of Chocolate Cake with a fly on it – “AAAAAAHHHH!”

(^  ⌣ʖ^)

If there’s one thing I’ve learned when the tongue depresser hits the back of my tongue, take a deep breath in and you won’t gag!

“AAAAAAHHHH”, followed quickly by “AAAAAACCKK” …!

Stick it. :)

Those two certainly made my tongue depressed.

Also suitable for the National Windbreakers Lodge.