Yeah, Ma has her eye on Burl, that’s for sure! That’s why her “long-time companion” every night is a S&W .38. There’s no love lost there. She told Joy years ago that he was worthless, and even she didn’t know how right she was.
This reminds me of the punch-line of an old joke where a rather undesirable individual was found hanging from a tree with a blindfold on, his hands tied behind his back, a bullet in his head, and a knife stuck in his back. The sheriff and deputy are talking at the scene, and the sheriff remarks, ‘Worst case of suicide I ever saw!’
Wecome to Ma’s world…. where your son-in-law thinks the idea of doing you in is funny, and your insurance agent. Will Leech, otherwise known as “Bob,”makes house calls.
X_Tech, I think in this case, that’s what it’s for.
And I think “no expiration date” on an “accidental life insurance policy” is meant to be a pun.
So is “You’re good to go”, which could mean your policy is OK….or it’s OK to die now.
Even the adoring Joy is shocked now and then by her dreamboat’s blatant antagonism to her dear sweet mother. Or, well, to Ma, anyway.
G-morning all! I waited until morning to write a clear message to the management regarding their ban of yet another poster friend (Dogsniff knows, though I think he only posted on Priceless).
I know the whole “expiration date” line has led to a few snarky comments, but life insurance policies can have expiration dates…they’re called term policies (they are only in effect for a certain term chosen by the purchaser of the insurance), as opposed to whole and universal policies which are active your entire life (or in some cases until you turn 100 years old) as long as you keep paying your premiums.
leakysqueaky712 over 12 years ago
Looks like Burl already has something in mind!!
Good Morning All
Harryfan over 12 years ago
Hey, I need to get one of those “Dirty Cups”.
x_Tech over 12 years ago
Does the policy pay off if you accidentally live?
InTraining over 12 years ago
Looks to me like MA…. has her eyes on Burl…..AND….all BOB wants to do is…. get out of there.. .! ! !
mikie2 over 12 years ago
Yeah, Ma has her eye on Burl, that’s for sure! That’s why her “long-time companion” every night is a S&W .38. There’s no love lost there. She told Joy years ago that he was worthless, and even she didn’t know how right she was.
Good morning everyone.
Laura Gildwarg over 12 years ago
This reminds me of the punch-line of an old joke where a rather undesirable individual was found hanging from a tree with a blindfold on, his hands tied behind his back, a bullet in his head, and a knife stuck in his back. The sheriff and deputy are talking at the scene, and the sheriff remarks, ‘Worst case of suicide I ever saw!’
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Hello Crustwoodians.
Wecome to Ma’s world…. where your son-in-law thinks the idea of doing you in is funny, and your insurance agent. Will Leech, otherwise known as “Bob,”makes house calls.
X_Tech, I think in this case, that’s what it’s for.
And I think “no expiration date” on an “accidental life insurance policy” is meant to be a pun.
So is “You’re good to go”, which could mean your policy is OK….or it’s OK to die now.
Even the adoring Joy is shocked now and then by her dreamboat’s blatant antagonism to her dear sweet mother. Or, well, to Ma, anyway.
Is that Joy or Verla in the baby picture?
ekw555 over 12 years ago
it looks more like Mr. T !
maxdram over 12 years ago
I can’t find the find it- anyone spot it?
Tom Falco over 12 years ago
I found IT. I just don’t get it.
Hussell over 12 years ago
“Staring is Caring”? I just hope someone reading her shirt from curiosity isn’t interpreted by Joy as staring. In this case Staring is daring.
Good Morning Crustwood!
vldazzle over 12 years ago
G-morning all! I waited until morning to write a clear message to the management regarding their ban of yet another poster friend (Dogsniff knows, though I think he only posted on Priceless).
finale over 12 years ago
A life insurance with no expiration date…what’ll they think of next?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Dollar Dump? I like that! LOL!
Feather is on the seat cushion.
So that’s a picture of someone, huh? Gawd awful ugly person that’s for sure.
coffeeturtle over 12 years ago
Will this turn out to be a job for Columbo?Nah, probably Agent 86, Maxwell Smart!
XianProf over 12 years ago
I know the whole “expiration date” line has led to a few snarky comments, but life insurance policies can have expiration dates…they’re called term policies (they are only in effect for a certain term chosen by the purchaser of the insurance), as opposed to whole and universal policies which are active your entire life (or in some cases until you turn 100 years old) as long as you keep paying your premiums.
ChucklinChuck over 12 years ago
Picture is Zippy The Pinhead—his strip used to run next to The Dinette Set in the Chicago Reader back in the day.