The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for March 13, 2012

Let me ’splain it to you, Dale…

Well with a 1 hour time change taking effect there and not here… I am not sure how to say “Hello” today… So I’ll just go with Aloha…. ! ! !

There are any number of folks here in Crustwood who would love to help you out here DALE…… and then you could help us out by reading what it says on the items…. on the shelf behind you…. ! ? ! ?

Dale, could you say that a little louder. I not sure I heard you correctly.

Okay, just shove it Dale.

They want me to WHAT? Well, I never…! Still, I wonder, Burl being such a good friend and all, if he would, um, help Dale? NOT!I do apologize to the community for losing control of Dame Edna yesterday. Normally we keep her confined and moderately sedated. However, she managed to escape in a laundry cart. She is generally harmless, although the cross-dressing has become more pronounced lately. She has also taken an interest in witchcraft and has started a tell-all blog she calls “Wiccaleaks.” We are considering the “St. Helena option” in keeping her under control.We believe her condition was brought on by drinking torpedo juice with some sailors.

Good Morning Crustwood, and Aloha GymShoe… and happy hangover, Edna (what a dame), wherever you are.

Don’t worry about Dale…. I’m sure he’ll figure it out in the end…..

I mean…maybe Marlene will know how to put it…..

Hey! Those people aren’t allowed to be sitting in those chairs!

no acceptions to that rule either?

Exactly what I was going to say.

You’re close, Dale. It rhymes with ear.

This reminds me of one of my routines I used to do in my stand up…went something like this:

My doctor is a quack. I went and saw him about hemroids and he gave me these suppositories. A week later I called him and said, not only are they not working, but they also taste like crap.He actually had the nerve to tell me to stick them up my…

I think I can stop here you get the idea.

Good Morning Crustwoodians!

Good Morning all! (Tho’ it’s still pitch black outside here) And Gym Shoe, does Hawaii not change clocks or are you back here? Yes, I’m just 5-0 and my X was 5-11; all my kiids are taller, especially the 2 eldest boys. Avatar is my shoes for the wedding (not as much platform as I wanted but I was going for comfort AND looking well with white. .I wonder who Leaky will be today, and whether Dale really WILL insist on taking that orally. I hope someone explains before they leave, as Burl probably doen’t know better either.

Why is Burl there anyway? Nothing better to do?

Once upon a long time ago, I did know somebody who admitted he took one orally. He didn’t know you had to put it in the other end. The guy wasn’t the brightest bulb on the planet, but he did turn out to be okay. Nothing serious happened to him after he took it by mistake. Let Burl take it by mouth. Maybe he’ll learn how to follow directions someday. I’ll bet after Dale and Burl left, the couple hearing this will crack up laughing and laugh about it for days as they tell their friends and family what they witnessed while sitting there. I know I would be. :-)

Dale Dumb Azarock.

Let’s see, how did that song from the Dr. Demento Show go sometime back? Ah, yes…♫ I wanna kiss her, but she won’t let me.♫♫ I wanna whisper sweet nothings in her ear.♫

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCj28HLhKkQ

Considering where your head is Dale, Yes.

Put it on your thumb and sit on it………………..

Reminds me of the joke-Doctor the pills that you gave me are rather large to swallow. The doctor replied “you are not suppose to swallow those”. Ick!

Dale, sit on it.

I think I’ll change back to a facial photo tomorrow (I may wait to see the subjects of some of my fav toons first) . I still have no idea of changing username routine (maybe marge could help me with that).

You like the shoe that I bought for the party? Leaky said it’s a “hooker shoe”. I don’t think so either. It is a Caparros silver sparkle pump from DSW “S7914” and I grabbed the photo from the website after buying it.