The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for March 04, 2013

Uh, look for a pink slip to be coming your way very soon, Dale…

What? No corporate torpedo standing by? They must have such little regard for Dale and such a great understanding of his potential (for anything) that they’ll probably send the HS office boy to ask for his keys.

Dale’s about to find out exactly what he’s worth…. or at least, what he’ll fetch on the open market.

My guess is…… no, it’s too sad to say in front of him.

I like how his 20 year “gold watch” is plastic….of course, technically he’s not retiring….Technically he’s… um…actually, technically he’s a moron.

The head-up-the-wahoo way that they all see this as an affirmation…. without a clue that it means dismissal or even criticism….Kind of sums up the way these four look at life.Entitlement and greed rule over common sense, every time.

Um…. but….. LOL … can someone with toenails on his fingers BE the anatomy police?

Isn’t that some kinda conflict of interest?

:cP

Wouldn’t it be a hoot to do that to a pain in the behind at work? Of course, someone like Dale just misses the message making it even funnier to his co-workers.

BURL is speachless…. OR… is he guilty…. ? ? ?

Who is gonna present Susan with the Timex we bought her?

And sorry Susan, we didn’t have the money for boxes, so we used kitchen bags, instead.

Wish they could have been the tall white kind… following Burl & Joy’s lead, we’re using Dollar Dump bags. Just make sure you grab em from the bottom.

Does Burl look a little sceptical of the others’ comments?

Clueless, the lot of ’em. The finials are still missing, I know they went out for resharpening, but how long could it take?

oh a forced retirement. or someone with bad practical joke

Is this the first time the strip is doing a serial?