If only—the two worst words in the language—if only I had known Burl’s secret, I coudda been a contenda! I could have been a legendary despoiler of Catholic schoolgirls. But, I didn’t. Ah, if only.
If only—the two worst words in the language—if only I had known Burl’s secret, I coudda been a contenda! I could have been a legendary despoiler of Catholic schoolgirls. But, I didn’t. Ah, if only.