“Sorry, sir….this is Antiques Road Show….we don’t appraise new toasters…only items from 1963 and before….
No, I don’t want to see the receipt…. Wait… That prophylactic in your wallet…1962?
“Sorry, sir….this is Antiques Road Show….we don’t appraise new toasters…only items from 1963 and before….
No, I don’t want to see the receipt…. Wait… That prophylactic in your wallet…1962?