The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for November 06, 2013

Yup, right next to the highway (didn’t want to walk too far). And don’t worry, Joy, deer will love your perfume, too. In fact, they’ll thank you for wearing it.

Deer like the smell of Coty (pronounced: koo tee) cologne. You can buy it at Casmela’s for a buck an ounce. Chickens like it too.

The deer are over in the trees laughing hysterically!

I can’t think of anything more dangerous to everything but deer than Burl with a gun. OMG, he’s close to and facing a major highway (70 MPH)! He is the perfect rationale for domestic drone strikes.

His camouflage should be blue with clouds on it.

OK, right…they don’t make that.

But this is obviously a dream sequence….For one thing, the girls are pulled off on the left shoulder, with the car heading right.

For another, as Mikie pointed out. Burl’s pointing a gun right at the highway from about 20 feet away.

We’re supposed to believe, whether he’s actually hunting… which I doubt he’d do… or on a Civil Defense exercise… that someone would issue him a gun permit… hah!

And the strongest proof that it isn’t real:

Out-of-shape, 60+ year-old Burl climbed all the way up there?

He made it up almost a dozen steps, on a rickety, open structure, and is sitting on it, all alone, 12 feet in the air… and it hasn’t collapsed?And he’s not whimpering?And he has no room for a big cooler?And no more food than he could carry?

C’mon…. no way.

Why are these old ladies out in the swamp with Mr. Duck Dynasty?

Is there a Game Warden in the area? Burl is due for some hefty fines.

Hey Burl; wait until a thunderstorm is near then climb your tower. The deer will get scared by the thunder and run out in front of you. Yeah. That’s the ticket!

Not to worry. In about 30 minutes, he’ll get hungry and come down.

Great bunch of comments, especially Susan’s – it HAS to be a DREAM sequence as Burl is not fit enough to climb a ladder without, much less carrying a rifle and a snack.

Morning news has someone celebrating 100 with a sky dive. I’d prefer to just stay creative with everything else. Caught up with this week’s Family Guy last night during bath (cartoons all go on upstairs TV). I’m glad I’m not THAT experimental, but always fun to keep things interesting with food, drink and all.

Right, and his gun can be the lightening rod

Can you imagine the perfume smell in the car if Burl can smell it from 100’ outdoors

This is wrong in so many ways that I couldn’t stick with it long enough to find the Find-It. Please pass the brain bleach.

I jusf want to dope-slap the whole boiling lot if ’em!

I see Crustwood as somewhere in the Midwest US and Ballard Street (although somewhat indefinable as somewhere on the West Coast. Hopefully the Pennys will never visit BS (although in the Cartoon world strange things happen).

With the car pulled over backwards on a 70 mph thoroughfare, now the “I Fart To Make You Smell Better!” bumper sticker that might be there may have some relevance…….

I get my deer with Hoppe’s No. 9 sprayed on the front bumper of my truck. Easier than what Burl is doing and make’s it easy also to haul them home!

OMG He has a rifle.