The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for November 29, 2013

Mm-mmm, I love the smell of Tester in the morning.

ANYTHING is better than Burl’s “natural” scent!

Burl will be delighted to discover that the Tester brand encompasses a wide range of lotions and cosmetics, as well….

And they’re all FREE to wear!As long as you use them at the cosmetic counter…

but you don’t mind driving there every day to save the price of your usual WalMart aftershave, do you?

You can get Joy a whole set of Tester cosmetics…. just bring her to the mall every morning.

Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving!

Shudder to sti—-err,think: this guy could easily confuse “tester” with Testors….you know, the glue-producing folks who use all those delightful scents brimming with acetates and methyl ethyl ketones for Burt to apply liberally to himself with wanton abandon!!

I need a clothespin for my nose!

He’s an idiot. Although my teacher one time took a cassette out and said it was the group Memorex. True story.

But on Burl, they all smell the same. Kind of like Evening in Cicero. Or Eau De Cologne Privy.

That may be the dumbest statement I’ve ever seen on DS! Great!.@megonow: You for got “Twilight on the Cal-Sag”

And the sales man thinks he has a sucker here to buy it all.. Well he doesn’t know the Pennys does he?? Must be new to the neighborhood.

Somehow I don’t like to think of ANY smells around the Penny’s persons or even their home.

Looks like a flock of pigeons walked all over JOY…… ! ? !