You all know how food affects Ma…..um….you know, so any perfume would smell awful. But then again they all smell awful so how can they tell the difference?
Nobody mentioned it smells good, just the inference that it smells. Keep in mind that we know they do not use deodorant nor do they shower daily, and they have a horrible diet, net result has to be bad. I imagine she buys Raaaaalph toilet water by the gallon at the Dollar Dump.
In my 20s I’d put (ahem, real) bagels under the broiler, toast, top with Limburger (sometimes Camembert) and broil until the cheese melted. This was but part of a larger at-home soiree…
On the console stereo were two bottles of Beaujolais wine. From the console stereo came the sweet strains of free eight track tapes acquired as first issues of eight track of the month clubs (Cancel within thirty days with no obligation. The first tape is yours to keep free as our thanks.) In my brain were various miracle molecules. Uppers seemed more innocent then, pot more shady. It was a sensory delight. It made cleaning my apar less of a chore and more of a head rush.
An older woman would slink by on occasion. I vaguely remember her name as Lazz or Badazz or something like that. She always brought the Lemon Pledge ;)
LimBurlGer…
It doesn’t take a P to spell Limburger but it does take a U!
margueritem almost 11 years ago
No too awfully far fetched, Burl. Body chemistry makes perfume smell slightly different on each person, and food could affect that body chemistry.
ellisaana Premium Member almost 11 years ago
OK. Maybe I read Ralph the wrong way.
If not….ewww!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
You all know how food affects Ma…..um….you know, so any perfume would smell awful. But then again they all smell awful so how can they tell the difference?
Dwight Putnam Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Chocolate cupcake could have a very positive effect? What ever, it will be a sugar based smell.
Laura Gildwarg almost 11 years ago
I can’t imagine that any cologne would smell like anything other than roach spray on any of them!
finale almost 11 years ago
Ma waits until the Home has their broccoli sauerkraut soup night then goes for a visit. She knows she can get a rise out of Burl.
jmcx4 almost 11 years ago
In my area, perfume is a suitable substitute for bathing. It does smell different on the individual.Ralph, indeed. Buick too…..
imnormal almost 11 years ago
Nobody mentioned it smells good, just the inference that it smells. Keep in mind that we know they do not use deodorant nor do they shower daily, and they have a horrible diet, net result has to be bad. I imagine she buys Raaaaalph toilet water by the gallon at the Dollar Dump.
imnormal almost 11 years ago
We are presuming she is not lying about the cologne she is wearing, the Penny’s are known for exaggeration.
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 11 years ago
……or if one has bathed recently, before applying Ralph!! Snark! SNARK!!
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago
If it varies with diet, it could actually be Ralph Lauren, and on her it would still smell like raaaaaaalph!
leakysqueaky712 almost 11 years ago
I’m guessing they probably smell like limburger cheese all the time.
vldazzle almost 11 years ago
I don’t even like to IMAGINE any smells of the folks in Crustwood.
loveslife almost 11 years ago
I am surprised she didn’t go for the Tester kind like Burl did
InTraining Premium Member almost 11 years ago
No “Find-It” ….. Day 3….. ? ? ?. am starting to turn blue…… ! ! !
I have toenails on my fingers! almost 11 years ago
In my 20s I’d put (ahem, real) bagels under the broiler, toast, top with Limburger (sometimes Camembert) and broil until the cheese melted. This was but part of a larger at-home soiree…
On the console stereo were two bottles of Beaujolais wine. From the console stereo came the sweet strains of free eight track tapes acquired as first issues of eight track of the month clubs (Cancel within thirty days with no obligation. The first tape is yours to keep free as our thanks.) In my brain were various miracle molecules. Uppers seemed more innocent then, pot more shady. It was a sensory delight. It made cleaning my apar less of a chore and more of a head rush.
An older woman would slink by on occasion. I vaguely remember her name as Lazz or Badazz or something like that. She always brought the Lemon Pledge ;)
LimBurlGer…It doesn’t take a P to spell Limburger but it does take a U!