The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for April 15, 2018

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Don’t worry Joy…

    They may not have poppy seed, but whatever kind of dressing you get,

    you’ll end up putting it on yourself….

    on your chin, your cheeks, your….um… chest… and in your lap.

     

    I’m not very familiar with poppy seed dressing….

    but it doesn’t sound rich or caloric enough to be their favorite.

    Are Burl and Joy on a diet?

    Like, will they also try to stick to three dinner rolls apiece instead of five….

    and have cherry pie for dessert, instead of banana cream?

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    Little Caesar  over 6 years ago

    I’ll just have a baloney and bean sandwich, with a bowl of popcorn soup.

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    posstockhoarder  over 6 years ago

    A tub of lard and shovel, please. But put it on the side!

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Burl has no intention of eating a salad. He just wants to be a pain. And he is succeeding.

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    paranormal  over 6 years ago

    Do you have Catalina French???

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    bookworm0812  over 6 years ago

    You know, I love it when someone asks what’s available and the server lists all the options and then the customer asks “Do you have ______?” That really gets my goat! Don’t you think that if they had it they would mention it?!?!?! I went thru this crap at McDonald’s when they had the first round of Teenie Beanie Babies. Since they were so popular, we were only offering one at a time (instead of the choice between two Happy Meal Toys like usual). They would ask which ones we had and I would tell them. “Do you have any others?” Dammit, did I MENTION any others?!?!?! I even started to say “We have _______ and that’s the only one we have?” And they’d STILL ask if we had others! What did I JUST get done SAYING?!?!?! THAT’S THE ONLY ONE WE HAVE!!!!! LISTEN!!!!!

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