How ugly was she? Did they sit her in a corner and feed her with a slingshot? Did they hang a porkchop around her neck so the dog would play with her? When she was born did the doctor slap her backside then slap her face and say “Look, you have twins!”?
How ugly was she? Did they sit her in a corner and feed her with a slingshot? Did they hang a porkchop around her neck so the dog would play with her? When she was born did the doctor slap her backside then slap her face and say “Look, you have twins!”?