Dinosaur Comics by Ryan North for August 28, 2015

Wouldn’t being Satan be the sexiest job ever? He gets paid to sit around and play video games all day, while stealing other people’s wifi connections. Plus, deviled eggs, man! Deviled.

‘num num num’ being, of course, the iso standard sound effect for munchin on toenails instead of just answering a simple question

I had an uncle who bit his toenails off. He’d sit in a room full of people and start chewing like no one was there. It was disgusting.

Aaahh!!! Real Monsters 1×10 Cold Hard Toenails… https://youtu.be/lZgLGMFmHLo

He gets paid under the table.