Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for April 26, 2010

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    ladywolf17  over 14 years ago

    WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    sjoujke  over 14 years ago

    Are ye bracing yourself there, little lassie, or are ye just trying to keep Doug in the chair.

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    Pacejv  over 14 years ago

    “I can’t Jim, she won’t take anymore.”

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    COWBOY7  over 14 years ago

    Doug looks like he is going to be sick!

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Jim, I’m an engineer, not a magician

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    MittensRhino  over 14 years ago

    I’m giving all she’s got capitan

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    woodwork  over 14 years ago

    “dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a vet!”

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Are you daft, Captain? We’re already doing warp 9.5 and me poor bairns canna take any more.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Captain, I can’t alter the laws of physics!

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    more dilithium crystals!

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    keltii  over 14 years ago

    I wonder if the sling-shot around the room maneuver will work?

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    KimberlyT  over 14 years ago

    Alright ninmas, we get the point, you’ve lost your sanity.

    Loving all the Star Trek jokes. :-D

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Maybe - just maybe - if we divert power from the transporters through to the impulse engines, reverse the photon torpedo banks and feed an inertial vector logarithm into the shield generation programming… It won’t delimit our absolute velocity, but it’ll alter our relative velocity through spacetime and buy us some breathing room…!

    There’s no way of knowing what effect this will have on the life support systems, but if it doesn’t work we’re all dead anyway!

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    jen_mtgal  over 14 years ago

    fritzoid, that was awesome! You definitely know your Trek!

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago

    At least it has the benefit of never being tried before.

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    fritzoid, I think you know that ship better than Scotty. Have you been reading his technical journals?

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    I say, Jim Beam me up and be done with it.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Actually, mine was the sort of solution that would likely have originated with Spock, rather than Scottie, i.e.:

    Kirk:KHAAANNN!!!

    Spock: “Captain, if I might suggest, blah blah blah theoretical physics blah blah blah Einstein, Feynman, and Gerblax of Lagomorph V, blah blah relativity, blah blah blah ‘like shrimp through a goose’, I believe is the traditional idiom.”

    Kirk: “Close enough, Mr. Spock. Mr. Scott, can you do that?”

    Scottie: “Och and Hoot Mon, I dinna ken for sartain, Cap’n, but if any ship can handle it, it’s my wee Poopsie here…I mean the Enterprise. Och!”

    Kirk: “I’m counting on you, Scottie! The lives of (let’s see) 426 crewmen are depending on it! KHAAANNN!!!

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    silvrGrl123  over 14 years ago

    fritzoid, you’re terrific!

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