Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for November 07, 2022

Does rule #1 apply to mom and dad bringing you food?

Sophie: “But don’t be weird about it.”

that last one though…. wish I knew it back in my working days

I want to spit out the lettuce, but the way I eat I need all the vitamins I can get

Finally their’s truth in them words. Yip yip yip yip yip

See, this is why you should always let your dog meet your date as soon as possible. If they’re not dog approved, they’re not worth the investment.

Now, if Doug was also a dog, that’d probably all be good advice.

So that’s where Brown nosers come from

Yep, that’s pretty much life in a nutshell.

I think I’ll stick to the human truths. Save these for the rescues.

My son and I were walking his dog in a horse pasture, and his dog decidednthat the “horse apples” looked tasty, and before we could stop him he bit into one!… We then went to where there was a dog he hadn’t met before,, and the dog smelled his face first, then his backside and was totally confused about if we had brought a dog or a horse!!

Scent from the anal glands even humans have them.