Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 27, 1970
Transcript:
Mike: (Well, here I am at my fraternity, having dinner with my date...all eyes are on her, and I am proud to be with her even though she has the brains of a caterpillar, she is extremely attractive!) Fraternity brother: Say, Mike, I couldn't help noticing that your date is without question the ugliest girl I have ever seen in my life.
Why not just ask him to stand up so you could get a better shot at his hangers?