Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 13, 1971
Transcript:
B.D.: Zonker! Zonker: Sire? B.D.: Zonker, I would like to ask you a serious question. If you hate practice so much, why did you bother to come out for football in the first place? Zonker: Because, Captian America, I admire you! Yes! Admire you! Admire and respect you! Heh, heh! Heh!