Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 19, 1972

Transcript:

Zonker: I'd like to talk to Mr. William Merriam, please...tell him that ace reporter Zonker Harris is calling. ...Hello, Mr. Merriam?...This is Zonker Harris, mild-mannered muckracker for the campus news! Listen, I've got some IT&T memos here regarding a Nixon coronation. Any comment?...Now don't be like that, Bill! You know all about the Nixon monarchy, baby! The memos are signed by you! We've got the goods on you, Bill...what?....He says it's going to be a constitutional monarchy.