Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 31, 1973

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Phred: Stop it, stop it, stop! Soldier: Sorry about the damage to your shop, citizen! Phred: Sorry?! Don't you know there's a cease-fire going on?! You're scaring off my business! Soldier: Look, we're sorry! I'll give you a personal check to cover the damage... Phred: I don't know what's the matter with you people! Fight, fight, fight! That's all you ever... Soldier: O.K., move out, men! Phred: Hold it, I've gotta clear this with the bank!