Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 03, 1973

Transcript:

Zonker: Mike, I'm getting creamed in there! The D.A. is good, real good! That dude is gonna put me behind bars, man. Sure 'nuff! Mike: Now, Zonk, don't give up hope yet... Zonker: You know, Mike, I've heard stories about what happens in prison... quite frankly, I'm scared. Mike: I don't blame you... Zonker: If only I didn't have such a pretty face. Mike: Yeah.