Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 20, 1974

Transcript:

Zonker: Man, I never dreamed he'd print all that stuff! It's absolutely incredible! Roland Burton Hedley, Jr. really takes the prize, you know that?! We could have told him we were expatriated Zulus and he would have believed us! Mark: Aw, c'mon, don't worry about it, Zonk - you're gonna be the new darling of "Time's" readership! Mike: Right, Zonk! You'll be famous! You'll be nationally known! Zonker: Terrific... a nationally known pervert...