Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 23, 1974

Transcript:

Zonker: I'm sorry to report that relations with our neighbors, the Healys, have deteriorated every since our unfortunate decision to use their barn fence for firewood. However, on the domestic front, terrific progress has been made in the areas of house-cleaning, meal-making, bill-paying... B.D.: Oh, yeah? What about the phone bill? And your calls? Zonker: I didn't make them. A sinister force did. B.D.: Don't try to weasel out of it, man! You owe on the phone bill!! Zonker: Let others wallow in the phone bill!! Mike: So much for the state of the commune...