Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 25, 1974
Transcript:
Zonker: I'd like two tickets to the economic summit telecast, please. Voice: Which side? Zonker: Which side? Voice: Yes, which policies will you be supporting? Free market conservatives have seats in sections 1-12; tight-fisted federal reservists are in sections 13-15; wage and price control freaks in section 16-23. Zonker: Got any "quick-fix" seats? Voice: Sorry. Sold out.