Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 26, 1974
December 25, 1974
December 27, 1974
Transcript:
Duke: Hey! You're not a lizard - you're... you're Zonker! Zonker: Right! Now you've got it! Duke: So what the devil did I... oh... oh, I remember now - I took a little something to get ready for your mother's Thanksgiving feast... hee, hee... oh, well! Say, what time is it anyway? I suppose everyone's already finished eating... Zonker: Gee, Uncle Duke, I don't know how to tell you this... Duke: What? You didn't leave me any turkey!? Is that it? Why, you greedy little... Zonker: Duke! Now, just a minute...
Reminds me of a skit from (iirc) the National Lampoon Radio Hour. A driver picks up a hitchhiker who says he’s on his way to see Janis Joplin at [venue]. Driver: You’ve been asleep for eight years! Hitchhiker: Wow, I guess my ticket’s no good anymore.Driver: I should say not; she’s dead.Hitchhiker: Oh man, bummer. I guess my Hendrix ticket’s no good either.Driver: He’s dead too.Hitchhiker: Oh my GOD! Jimi’s DEAD?Driver: Also Jim Morrison and Jim Croce.Hitchhiker: JIM CROCE?! — wait, who’s Jim Croce?