Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 14, 1979
Transcript:
Zonker: Studio 54? No, I don't think I'm quite up to that, man... Mark: C'mon, Zonk, I need someone to help me with the broadcast. Besides, it'll help get your mind off tanning. Zonker: Not likely, Mark. The whole Hampton's sundeck crowd is sure to be there... Mark: It won't matter if they are. At a discotheque, a man is judged by his moves, not the color of his son. Zonker: He is? No kidding? Mark: Absolutely. Disco has a totally different value system. Zonker: But.. but I don't know the first thing about polyester! Mark: Believe me, it's a lot easier to take care of than a tan!