Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 30, 1980

Transcript:

Zonker: I just hope they don't bury me in the show... Mike: Relax, Zonker, I'm sure you'll be featured! Voice from television: Good evening, America! And welcome to another edition of "That's Amazing, America!", starring Bucky, Johnny, Skippy, Kenny, P.J, Barbie and Bunny! Tonight we'll be visiting an incredible woman who loves to eat sandpaper... and an amazing surgeon who will remove his own appendix, while skydiving over Mount St. Helens! Also, a wacky sun tan freak. Zonker: Damn! They've got me following the surgeon! Mike: Yeah, but if he blows it, you'll look good.