Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 16, 1981
Transcript:
Person: Good morning, Tanners anonymous hot line. Zonker: Uh...yes, this is Zonker Harris. I live out at Walden... Person: Yes, Zonker. What can we do for you? Zonker: I...I've got a tanning problem. A bad one...I need help... Person: What are you feeling right now, Zonker? Zonker: I feel like I have to go outside...I feel like if I don't get some sun today, I'll go crazy! Person: Keep your shirt on. We'll be right out. Zonker: Please hurry! It's almost noon!