Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 04, 1985
July 03, 1985
July 05, 1985
Transcript:
Boy: Ha, ha! Look at that kid with no tan! Boy, is he out of it! Boy 2: Ha, ha! Zonker: Don't laugh, Tommy. The joke could be on you! Boy: Holy cow! It's two-time grand national tanning champ Zonker Harris! Zonker: That's right, Tommy, and I'm here to tell you only losers lie in the sun! Boy: But...but I thought tanning was cool, Mr. Harris! Zonker: So did I, youngster. But then I wised up. See this "healthy glow"? Take a closer look! Boys: Gasp! Gross! Zonker: Get smart. Cover up. Aloha.
