Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 28, 1987
Transcript:
Mark: ...And Steven Speilberg is an infinitely more important artist than Bergman! And Woody Allen? A poor man's Mel Brooks? Jake: Ouch! Ouch! Stop it! Mark: ...And you want to know what else I think? I think Hadyn's Sonatas suffered from incredibly amateurish construction! Jake: Hee, hee! Mark: I agree, caller! Mozart was an imbecile to draw on his influence! Jake: Whoa! Careful, Mark! Mark: C'mon, Mozart's only got some heart on him because of the movie Amadeus aficionados are the kind of people who eat saltines during a flute recital! They wear white socks and plaid clip-on bow ties to lectures at the "Y"! Jake: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Mark: These people eat endive salads with their dessert forks! Jake: Outrageous! Mark: Okay, it's 3:00 and you're listening to NPR shock radio. Jake: Get this wild man off the air! He's insane!