Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 31, 1987
Transcript:
Zonker: Hey, snooks! Aug 31 - It's been over two years since I first declared my singularity. At that time, I resolved first, to stop looking for Mr. Right, secondly to get on with my life...and lastly, when I do date, to try to avoid absurd, futile relationships with teh emotionally impaired. Two out of three ain't bad.