Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 12, 1989

Transcript:

Zonker: Well, that's it, Baby Doe! You can carry on all you want, but no more tube for today! There's more to life than Geraldo and Oprah and Sally and Phil and Morton and Gary and Regis and Pee-Wee! Incredible as it sounds, there's a whole world outside of television, Baby Doe! There's Central Park, the museum of Natural History, the Bronx Zoo! What? You say you want to watch "A Current Affair"? Well, okay, but that's it! Person: Next, she federal expressed her husband's head to his lover...