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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 11, 1989
August 10, 1989
August 12, 1989
Transcript:
Zonker: Honey, take a deep breath and tell me what happened, okay? Honey: It's Duke, sir! This time he's gone too far...he married me, and then it turned out he just did it for money and was going to divorce me, so I decided to divorce him first and sue him, but now it turns out we have to stay married to collect what I was suing him for1 Zonker: Okay. Which one of us is stoned? It's me again, isn't it? Honey: I hope not, sir. This is serious.
I mean, he told her to her face. It’s not like he lied about it beforehand. I feel like it’s her own fault for refusing to listen to anything she doesn’t want to hear.