Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 08, 1990

Transcript:

Andy: Hi, there, bereaved loved ones! This is the former Andy Lippincott speaking to you from the great beyond, which by the way, is fully carpeted! I just wanted to say a few words to you on my big day! Unfortunately, I"m already about to pass out, so let me hand you over to my warm-up act...Ms. Joanie Caucus! It's all yours, Joanie! Joanie: Huh? Andy: Let's give her a hand, okay, folks? C'mon, she's a little shy! Joanie: Andy...no! I'm not...my hair...no!