Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 31, 1991
Transcript:
Zonker's dad: Popsicle-stick sculptures? What for? Zonker: To sell at craft fairs, padre o' mine! As my contribution to the family kitty! I've also sent away for some plant-hanger assembly kits! The manufacturer pays you to put 'em together in the comfort of your own home1 And as if that weren't enough, I'm also getting into growing macrobiotic gourmet foodstuffs! Dad: That would explain the mushrooms in your bedroom. Zonker: Near the hamper? No, those are wild.