Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 09, 1992

Transcript:

J.J.: That should do it! All is in readiness har, har! Hey, Senator Helms! Have I got a government-supported work of art for you! Senator: It's not immoral trash, is it darlin? J.J.: No, sir! It's got a strong anti-drug message! What if I were to tell you that there is now a drug available which is six times more addictive than crack, and which, if unchecked could kill 2.5 million americans by the year 2000? Senator: I'd be appalled, of course, and would work to ban it! What is this substance? J.J.: Tobacco! Mr. Butts: Trick question! Mrs. Butts: Dear! Wake up! You're having a nightmare! Mr. Butts: Oh...honey! It was awful! I dreamt we lost our best friend in the Senate! J.J.: Mike! Wake up! You're having a nightmare! Mike: Oh..J.J.! It was awful! I dreamt you...I mean, he..oh, never mind.