Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 13, 1995
Transcript:
Duke: There's something about that kid, Honey... Honey: Yes, sir. He's a dead ringer for you. His name's Earl. His mother's a local stripper with a history of drug problems... Duke: That means nothing! A million people fit that description! Honey: Quite right, sir! Only a DNA test can tell. That's why last week, when you were unconscious, I took the liberty of... of... Duke: Of what? Of what? Honey: I sent one of your warts off to the lab just to be sure.