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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 06, 1997
April 05, 1997
April 07, 1997
Transcript:
Earl: Dad! How do you want your pop-tart? Duke: I wonder if it's possible to process that question... Earl: Frozen or burnt? Dad! Get up! Your pop-tart's ready! Duke: Be right there. Gotta count my toes... Earl: Dad, what time did you get in last night? Duke: I resent that question, Earl! First of all, I'm not sure I actually went out...Secondly, if I did, it was business! In the gaming world, you have to party to be a player. I party for you, son! I party so that you can have all the things I never...never... Ackk! Earl! Earl: What? Duke: Are you nuts? This is illegal! Earl: What is? Having breakfast? Go back to bed, Dad.
