Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 03, 1997
Transcript:
Zeke: Want some rice to throw, man? J.J.: What do you think, Zeke? Zeke: Sure is one of those days filled with "what if's", isn't it, man? J.J.: How do you mean? Zeke: Well, like, what if two years ago, I'd driven through Seattle instead of Aspen? You'd still be married to Mike, and I might've been the one married to a total babe! Life's funny, isn't it? J.J.: Yeah, for instance, who knew I'd be dumping you today?
Who knew? Clearly, not J.J., who, when we saw her next, was still attached to the dope.