Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 23, 1998
Transcript:
President Clinton: Erskine, do you think that that doctor likes to... Erskine: Don't go there, sir. Zonker: Enough! Enough already! Romance fans are sick to death of Bill Clinton's social life! They'd much rather learn about Zipper's first date with Cricket! Zipper: It was awesome, Uncle Z! It had all the elements! It would've even featured a good-night kiss if I hadn't had second thoughts! Zonker: You had second thoughts? Zipper: Sure! What if Cricket becomes president one day? I couldn't risk it! Zonker: Wow...that's like a sacrifice for your country!