Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 29, 1998
October 28, 1998
October 30, 1998
Transcript:
Joanie: Alice, even if 87% of managed portfolios underperform the market, that still leaves 13% that are run well... Alice: Jan, flip a coin for me, willya? Joanie: Flip a coin? Okay... Alice: I call heads. Joanie: Heads it is. Alice: Good. So far I'm right 100% of the time. Want me to manage your money? Joanie: Um... Alice: Not sure? Flip again.
Alice never was a dummy. Remember her Watergate files before she was on the street?