Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 09, 1999
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Asterisk/Bush Jr.: While it's true junior doesn't have much foreign policy experience...he'll have me and my guys advising him! Roland: Have you told him yet? Governor Bush, could we talk about your long career as a party animal? Texas Governor George Bush Jr.: Happy to oblige...When I was in my teens, I was young and irresponsible. So my partying had a youthful, irresponsible quality...but by the time I reached my twenties, the novelty of frat bingeing had worn off. I moved from keggers to more adult-type party situations... by my thirties, I'd matured even further. My party habits were more focused, more sophisticated, if you will...by my forties, I'd checked out the full range of party behaviors. The day I turned 46, I just said "Hey - this stuff's inappropriate and regrettable!" Roland: So we're talkin' a Texas-sized learning curve. Texas Governor George Bush Jr.: Right - much bigger than the other guys!