Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 26, 1999
Transcript:
Mark: Hey...what happened to the beach, MacArthur? MacArthur: It seems to have gone out with the last tide, sir. Mark: Well, that's just great! Where are we supposed to get married now? MacArthur: You could just stand in the water, sir...It'd be very romantic. I'll go throw some fresh chum into the other end of the bay. Mark: The purpose of which would be? MacArthur: To draw away the barracuda. Trust me - we do a lot of weddings.