Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 28, 2000
Transcript:
Zipper: Cricket, what have you been doing? I can never reach you anymore. Cricket: I'm sorry, Zip...there's a new man in my life. And he's been taking up all my extra time... Zipper: What? I knew this would happen! Who is he? Cricket: John McCain. Zipper: Is he a senior? He's a senior, isn't he? Cricket: Actually, yes, but he's quite vigorous.