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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 12, 2000
Transcript:
Voice from out of frame: On in five, Mr. Butts! Mr. Butts: What? But I'm in the middle of eating a tasty pile of food! Hi folks! Mr. Butts here for Philip Morris! If you're like me, when you think of Philip Morris, you think of food! From Tang to Jell-o to Miracle Whip to Shake 'n' Bake, if it can be imagined, we build it! Why? Why such a huge commitment to food? Because, let's face it, without food, we'd all die! And no one is more committed to risk-adjusted life expectancy than Philip Morris! Food - we eat, drink, and sleep this stuff!