Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 30, 2001
Transcript:
Sailor: So it's my great honor to welcome to the Enterprise, Mr. Roland Hedley! Engineer: Cue camera two! Roland: Thank you, Lt. Tripler. It's a pleasure to be your guest anchor tonight. I feel lucky to be here. Why? Because for two weeks I've been living in a nightmare of poor roads, worse food and dank caves! For more on my story, let's go to me... Tripler: ahem! Roland: Oh...sorry. "Tonight's top story: Peace is at hand" Boring. Tripler: Okay. Throw it to me for sports!