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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 22, 2002
May 21, 2002
May 23, 2002
Transcript:
President King: You see, Paul, by only accepting kids no one else wants, we know most will come, giving us a very high yield. A high yield makes us look desirable, so more kids apply, which in turn improves our acceptance/rejection ratio. And it's paying off. By next year, we should pass both Harvard and Yale in the rankings for selectivity and yield! Alum: Forcing those schools to... President King: Lower their standards, right. But then they're fighting on our turf!
