Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 22, 2003
Transcript:
Captain: Okay, the roads into Al Amok are too dangerous, so you're to go by gunboat up the Euphrates to his point... BD: When do I start? Captain: Sunday. You've got 72 hours to assemble your team. I want future CNN heroes, got it? BD: I can choose my own people? Captain: I don't care as long as you've got a naive farm boy, a crazy Italian street kid, a born-again loner and an attitudinous homey. BD: The captain has a sense of humor. Captain: Negative. The captain wants you to look like America.