Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 07, 2003
Transcript:
Rev. Sloan: Finally... Some good news for a change! Incredible... Boopsie: What's that? Rev. Sloan: There's a new study that suggests regular masturbation prevents prostate cancer. Boopsie: Hey! Rev. Sloan: What? Boopsie: Enough of that! Rev. Sloan: Enough of what? It's in the paper. Boopsie: I don't care! Talk like that makes me uncomfortable! People shouldn't sit around talking about sex like it's the weather! It's just not appropriate! Rev. Sloan: You're dating yourself, Boopsie. Zonker: Hey, did you guys hear self-dating prevents cancer?