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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 02, 2004
May 01, 2004
May 03, 2004
Transcript:
Jeff: I'm kind of dreading returning to Afghanistan... on the other hand, it's nice to have summer plans. Zipper: You have to go back to Afghanistan? Jeff: For the upcoming offensive. Want to hear my fantasy outcome? Zipper: You know I do! Jeff: Okay, so my team's on the hunt for Osama, right? One day I get some humint on his whereabouts... special ops scrambles a strike package, but just before I relay the coordinates, I call in my resignation. Zipper: You resign? Why? Jeff: So I'm no longer a government employee. That way I'm eligible to collect the $50 million reward for nailing Osama! Zipper: Sweet. Then what? jeff: So then Bush is re-elected, and I get a huge tax cut.
