Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 30, 2005
Transcript:
Man: Zonk! You gotta bus your table, dude! Zonker: Could you do it for me, Newt? I'm brutally busy. Man: Excuse me? Zonker: It's insane tonight. How am I supposed to keep track of all these orders? I'm just one waiter. Man: Dude, you know you're not a "waiter" at McFriendly's! Is a Wal-Mart associate a "clerk"? Is a Starbucks partner a "server"? So what are you? Zonker: I'm a vice president. Man: Vice President in charge of station 5! Now suck it up!