Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 12, 2007
Transcript:
George W. Bush: See, Congress wants to impose artificial timetables. In other words, they oppose natural timetables! Natural timetables defeats the suiciders. In other words, victory! Roland: Sir, what's a natural timetable? Bush: That's a timetable where we win, which is not losing. That's why I need a clean bill to sign! Roland: Thank you, Mr. President! Bush: In other words, I won't sign a dirty bill!